Fake Smiling...I Won't Come

Let’s just keep it real—some vibes don’t deserve your presence. This tee is for the ones who refuse to pretend, play nice, or show up where they don’t feel peace. If it involves fake smiles and forced small talk, count us all the way out.

Perfect for introverts, straight shooters, and anyone who's tired of performing for people they don't even like. Slide this on and let the shirt speak so you don’t have to.

 Features:

• Unisex fit for effortless style and comfort

• Made with premium ringspun cotton for a soft, worn-in feel

• Bold, high-contrast print that speaks volumes

• Available in multiple sizes for every real one
  

 Why You’ll Love It:

It says what you're thinking, but better. No need for explanations—your T-shirt said it first.

FITTING:

• Streamlined Cut: Its modern, slim fit offers a flattering silhouette without being overly tight, making it suitable for a variety of body shapes.
• Women’s Equivalent: For women, it fits like a slightly relaxed cut, offering a flattering silhouette. If you prefer a more tailored look, we recommend choosing one size down from your usual women's size. 

SIZING EQUIVALENT CHART FOR TEES/HOODIES/SWEATSHIRTS:

• Extra Small (XS): Men’s Size: XS/ Women’s Equivalent: SM 
• Small (SM): Men’s Size: SM/ Women’s Equivalent: MD 
• Medium (MD): Men’s Size: M D/ Women’s Equivalent: LG 
• Large (LG): Men’s Size: LG / Women’s Equivalent: XL 
• X-Large (XL): Men’s Size: XL / Women’s Equivalent: 2X 
• 2X-Large (2XL): Men’s Size: 2X / Women’s Equivalent: 3X 
• 3X-Large (3XL): Men’s Size: 3X / Women’s Equivalent: 4X 
• 4X-Large (4XL): Men’s Size: 4X / Women’s Equivalent: 5X 

Note: Print color seen in ads/online may vary from what is printed on products.