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A satirical salute to those who balance between cozy solitude and occasional socializing. Made from comfy, introvert-approved fabric, this hoodie features the tongue-in-cheek statement that reflects your ever-shifting social preferences.

Available tie-dye and various sizes, this hoodie playfully embraces your versatile and mysterious nature. Slip into your "Naturally Introverted, Selectively Extroverted" Hoodie and let the world know that your social energies are a limited resource, dispensed with care.

Order yours today and celebrate your beautifully complex identity, one cozy hoodie at a time.

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  • Jersey lined hood
  • 80/20 ring spun cotton/polyester blend with 100% cotton face
  • Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • Twill neck tape
  • 1 x 1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
  • Sewn eyelets

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